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<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Kolano to dupa</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Banany to ludzie po śmierci</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">moja mama była moją babcią</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">cukier jest jakiś pojebany</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ej patryk jak zgnieść anie rękoma</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">nie zaraz, tylko taras</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">jaka jest wasza ulubiona część kobiety?</span><br>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">polędwica</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">pdbn nastolatkowie nie mają charakteru</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">co za kurwa deibl to organizował</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Mięso człowieka smakuje jak wołowina</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">pije soczek o smaku szkła</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE> | <option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE>Idealnie proporcjonalna twarz zawiera 17 oczu</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Ten mikołaj z mikołajek smakuje jak but</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">za dużo food</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">idę sprawdzić, czy da się udławić dywanem</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Umiem jeść piasek oczami</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Ja mam dojrzałą duszę</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ja mam dozownik śledzi zamiast duszy</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">2021 to rok bawoła według kiełboskopu</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">i jej tak krzywo z oczu pachnie</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">otrzymałem nudesy michała</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Kornwalia to strumień moczu</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Według akwarium jestem dzbanem</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">To dobrze bo obsrałem kilof</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Najadłem się żelków haribo, teraz bolą mnie płuca</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">- poproszę duże frytki z keczupem<br> | ||
- to jest kino psze pana</span></option> | |||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">twój mózg był moczony w fancie przez pięć minut, przez co twój mentalny wiek to -2</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">jeża zabiłeś, w jeż się obrócisz</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ty purchawko</span><br>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ty szczypiorku<br>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ty czosneczku</span><br>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ty kurwo</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">jak umierać to kolanem w piasku</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Byłem dziś w muzeum anatomii na UJ<br>Widziałem zwłoki<br>Podobał mi się ten widok</span><br>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">dude, idź na cmentarz</span><br>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ale tam nie widać ciał</span><br>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">dude, idź na cmentarz z łopatą</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">dominik był pdbn obrzezany troche</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">dziś jest rynek?</option> | ||
<option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">dłubię w nosie bananem</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Maciek to ta lalka z ruchomą głową</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Mam nieodpartą chęć strzelania z kuszy do cytryn</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">poczuj miętkość mojego taboretu</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE>nie odpowiadam na pytania które wymagają odpowiedzi</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">jak połączysz palec i stopę to wyjdzie ci stolec</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Macie już dziecko?</span></option> | ||
<option><span style="font-size:19px; font-weight: 500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span><br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option><span style="font-size:19px; font-weight: 500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span><br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Chciałbym móc zmieniać kierunek płynięcia mojej krwi tak jak obrotu łyżki w garnku gotujących się pierogów</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Tomek smutno mi</span><br>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">pomyśl o von Krauzenbergu</span><br>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Tomek stanął mi</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">ein volk ein reich ein penisland</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE> | <option>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE>nie jedz arbuzów<br>wypiłem sok z arbuza<br>i bekało mi się ogórkiem</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Kłamstwo powtórzone 1000 razy jest prawdą, jak to mówi przysłowie</span><br>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE>prawda powiedziana raz to kłamstwo</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Tomek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#d85f01">Triss Merigold</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">pobrałem DSJ2 i nazwałem drużynę imionami Schengen<br>patryk zazwyczaj łamie sobie nogi bo nie umie lądować<br>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Los jego nóg został przypieczętowany już w ser.io</span></option> | ||
<option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE"> | <option>[[Maciek|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#3498DB">Avallac'h</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Wsiadłem do nie tego busa co trzeba i się skapłem dopiero na granicy węgierskiej</span> | ||
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<option>[[Hansus|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#a60000">Leohanso diCaprio</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE">Michał ty psycholu</span><br>[[Michał|<span style="font-size:19px; font-weight:500; color:#FF9797">michello</span>]]<br><span style="color:#DCDDDE>What</span><br>[[Hansus|<span style="font- | |||
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Aktualna wersja na dzień 21:51, 30 lip 2025
Leohanso diCaprio
ja jestem dziś umówiony na chlanie w pralni
bo tam nie ma kamer